An Incredible ValentineBy The Evil FairyFor the 2008 Valentine’s Writer’s JamFresh from his Valentine’s duties in a rather odd parallel universe, Cosmo poofed into view high above a modern city. “Hey,” the green-haired simpleton exclaimed as he looked himself over, “I’m all bulgy! I wonder if Fudge-Head’s around here somewhere? ” He zipped down to street level and found a sign that indicated he was in the city of Metroville. “Metroville? Is that Fudge-Head’s city? ” Cosmo scratched his head. “Oh well, if I see him I’ll say hi! ” He yawned suddenly. “Man, messing around with all the super-powered teenagers really took it out of me. I think I’m gonna find an easier job and take a nap! ” He began poofing around town, searching for an easy mark. Before long he drifted into the parking lot of West View Middle School. The last bell was ringing and kids were streaming out. “Perfect! ” Cosmo chirped. “Middle Schoolers are so screwed up, it doesn’t matter who I throw together! ” He moved in, looking for a likely pair. …to be continued!